Well, that's the key to the whole thing. The timezone settings are preventing me from having the posts show up with the correct date and time from my point of view. It's not really going to matter, but it's going to look like I'm posting at very weird times.

I've tried setting the timezone every way that makes sense (and some that didn't). The only way I can get the correct time knocks the date back a day. So, I've left it at the hosting server's timezone, somewhere on the east coast of the USA.

Finally, on to the real content!

Updated: (seconds later)
It looks like it's displaying the times correctly now I've set the server's timezone...